Welcome to Oral Sex Jokes and Humor! Continued from oral sex 101, everything you ever needed or wanted to know about oral sexual activities!

Adult Humor and other adult content can be found within these pages. You must 18 years of age or older to read and deliver these jokes to friends and or family.

daily oral sex trivia fact - During foreplay, a woman's breast size can increase up to 25 percent-another great reason, and or excuse for oral sex. Perhaps the greatest difference between men and women pleasure-wise is simply that most women do not have an orgasm from penetration, they prefer clitoral stimulation for orgasm and oral sex is #1 on their priority list!

Note: If you want to make her happy, you better make sure your tongue is in good wiggle waggle shape cuz' there's lots of competition out there.

First recorded instance of sodomy in China?
Sodomy is one of those ambiguous words. In American law, for instance, it can mean anything - from oral sex to anal intercourse. Generally sodomy is a synonym for homosexuality, implying the commonplace homosexual act of anal intercourse. The first recorded instance of sodomy in Chinese history, figuratively 2 described by the literati as "sharing the peach" occurred in the State of Wei. Thus Duke Ling committed sodomy with a young court official, Mi Tzu-hsia, who had a face "as pretty as that of a blooming maiden."

Blowjob pick up lines :

Yo Babyee, Wadup? Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me, aight?

(Look down at your crotch) Hi there - Well, It's not just going to suck itself. Fulfill your destiny!

Oral sex question and answer time:

Q. Why is it exactly, do men like blowjobs?
A. It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight!

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Five minutes of peace and quiet.

Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
A. One got his head blown off and the other was assassinated.

Cunnilingus & Fellatio: Highest quoted positions? There are literally infinite number of positions for any form of sexual activity. This means that there is no upper limit to the number of ways that, e.g. oral sex, can be performed. This rather liberal way of interpreting sexual postures leads to odd consequences. Legman, for instance, has suggested that there are 14,288,400 positions for cunnilingus alone! Is he sure that there are not 14,288,401? Personally, I've done it only 13,733,384 times or so.

The Little Old Man and his Blow Job

Best Oral Sex Live and Learn Story

When Potentail Normal Oral Sex Turns to a "Blow It"

This boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy?!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowjob...I know you'll like it too."

"NO! I've said NO!"

"Baby...don't be like that."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with hair a mess, rubbing her eyes and says: "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come down and blow the guy himself, but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."